1. Blood Dance
I had no idea that veins existed in the body, but I learnt that I was full of blood after bleeding a few times after falling down.

So then I wondered ‘How does blood flow in my body?’
Then I , the the dumb kid invented a very strange dance , which involved shaking every part of your body and also looking at the world upside down , to make sure the blood would reached by brain!

2. The Naked Barbie




My friend, Bhavika and I had a fantastic Barbie collection. We used to play out elaborate stories for hours, inevitably in our stories there was a vamp. But for some reason we decided that we did not have clothes slutty enough for the vamp. So we decided the best solution is to have a naked vamp!
Damn, we just didn't realize that even the biggest slut would wear at least some item of clothing!

3. Attempt to Build a Robot







Again with the help of the same friend, Bhavika; we planned to make a huge mechanical dinosaur.

This dinosaur was to be built solely for diabolical purposes. It would demolish the houses of teachers we didn't like and also attack toy stores to grow our personal toy collection.

However we did tighten some screws and gather scrap metal, but soon enough I had another dumb idea....

4. The Underground Tunnel




The true inspiration for this idea is still a mystery... It was either the bat cave or Scooby doo series.
The main purpose of this tunnel was to make it a secret lair. Bhavika and I were to hold top secret meetings in this spot, and our parents would have no clue where we were!
Damn, we were dumb! We used to dig in Bhavika's lawn in front of auntie! So much for 'top secret' huh!?

5. Get Drunk 

Yeah! As a kid! Bad idea!!!




Well this story again was with my partner in crime, Bhavika.
I guess I was in class 5 or 6. Bhavika's Mother had invited me to a grown up's party so that I could give Bhavika some company.
We thought we are grown up enough to try the “grown up drink”, Vodka! The thrill of sneaking in that one glass of Vodka Orange juice felt like we smuggled the most dangerous machine guns!
We shared a glass... Then had one more... And I got hammered! Like totally! Puked and auntie took me home...Yeah, I know what a dumb thing to do!



Conclusion
And those were the good old days...getting hammered in two glasses of alcohol...Barbie Dolls... Limitless imagination.....
I believed so much in every dumb idea I had... I lived in my imagination, so much so that it became a part of my reality.

I might have been a kid with dumb ideas but man, I was an awesome kid!